The Star Alliance

The Star Alliance is an internet drama forum where people pretend to be active, but people mostly just hang out and talk about the good old days. Regulars as of last season were Joseph Stalin Grandson Ben (played by Magic) he's an asshole who punches people over the internet in violent disagreements. People on the receiving end of these are usually Xaran Failamas(played by himself), Some Whiny Australian(played by Melda) and ProfessionalChildMolester(played by himself). Other regulars include BilltheEmu(played by himself) who steals peoples pies, Lenny the Jannitor(played by Iskatumesk), Pope Wibod the 69th(played by himself), a drunken Australian Robot(played by Taeradun) and Drumsof "holyshitguyslookatthispornIfound" War(played by himself).

An example of a typical season at The Star Alliance.

ProfessionalChildMolestor- "You just hate me because I'm religous!!!!!"
Ben- "Wrong, I hate you because you're a faggot!" *PCM is launched into orbit by a GIANT BLACK COCK*

by Pope Wibod the 69th July 12, 2007

gay and straight alliance

In high school, the curricular activity in which involves gay and straight people to get together and befriend one another. In real life, an after school class to smoke pot.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about the gay and straight alliance group?

Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.

by WouldntYouLoveToKnow August 17, 2006

Alia Vigilante

An amazing artist who uses acrylic paint and oils to make totally bad ass works of art. Look this bitch up.

I want that Alia Vigilante in my pantz...

by vigilantkitty February 21, 2009

Alial

Origin: Ali Al...
A man with an exceptionally large penis.

Person 1: I wanna do Alial
Person 2: Don't we all

by dfzhrdgt June 9, 2018

aliah garretson

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3

Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻

by Unknown doge October 30, 2020

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Rebel Alliance

A group of NF pussycreep fucks who ruin parties faster than a cop can give an MIC or a slut can say "Date-rape". Formed in the Fall of 2013 as an anti-empire movement, the group prides themselves on their lack of game, their ability to scare off thirsty hoes, and their overall shitty existence. Being the world's biggest pussy is a requirement of membership.

Joe: How was your weekend?!? Did you smash?!?
John: Nah dude, went to a party that had more dudes than a Beta Chi Brotherhood Event.
Joe: LMAO Classic REBEL ALLIANCE PARTY, NF PUSSYCREEP FUCKS!!!

(Nancy overhears in the background.)

Nancy: Haha stupid John! I would rather get gang-raped than go to a fucking REBEL party!

by FRATnonymous October 30, 2013