Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

Asstat

A tattoo anywhere on the buttocks.

Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"

by Cloveskies September 19, 2012

asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.

I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.

by Pawn of Sex May 27, 2016

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

assraped

1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.

2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.

3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.

1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!

2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"

3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!

That girl sure assraped your ego!

You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!

by RockBottom May 16, 2006

assrancher

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.

"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.

by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007