tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018

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Sawtooth Approach

When a person purposefully uses their teeth during fallatio to discourage being asked to repeat the act.

"Kimmy doesn't give very good head."

"Nah, man. She was just using the sawtooth approach on you."

by Positive Control September 1, 2019

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Speaker Approved

A variation on the phrase "Owner Approved" - heard in some automobile commercials.
It means that the person presently speaking wants you to know that they actually believe in the product or idea which is currently being discussed.

This ice-cream is excellent - I declare it Speaker Approved!

by Valorous Ignominy October 21, 2019

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Re-appropriating

The action of taking something that is rightfully yours, except it's illegal; stealing.

"Dude, did you just steal a plate out of the dining hall?"
"Bro, I'm paying $30k to be here, so it's not stealing, it's re-appropriating."

by ya tilted bro? November 25, 2019

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mom apron

The stomach flap left behind after giving birth. It is generally just loose skin, but can have fat in it as well. It's name comes from the fact that it can look like an apron that is tied around the waist.

After I had my kid, I developed such a flabby mom apron.

by TheFartSaver July 19, 2020

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