apples

no big deal, nothing of importance

She's getting all pissed off over apples!

by nena January 1, 2004

applepsy

Commonly known as applepsy fits. similar to epilepsy. The seizure occurs when an apple fanboy has to tell other people how much better apple is than everything else. While everyone else is says, "yo stick something in his mouth so he doesn't choke!"

Bob had an "applespy" fit today at work about his iPHONE4 being so superior to any android phone on the market. His seizure continued until he found out his iphone4 has been being tracked since he purchased it, first in the line at the Apple store. Applepsy is dangerous

by DrSodrel May 12, 2011

god apples

The breasts of a female, usually by a smitten suitor enamored with a younger or unabtinable female watched from afar. The source of this is from the deep south by older black men who would see a particularly fetching example of youthful finery and remark,

"Damn Man, check out the god apples dat fine one got on her! Damn!

by Broheimian Bradley March 10, 2008

bobbing for apples

where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls

Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

Apples

A secret inside term for sex.

can be altered by other words to make it funnier

"I buy apples from the girls over there"

"damn i am horney, i need apple martinis badly."

by Aisu Karasu February 22, 2009

them apples

that.

if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"

by lauren August 31, 2003

alabama applesauce

When a man and his friend cut open their sisters head and have sex with it using her blood as lube, then they get some applesauce and dump it into the wound and eat it

Me and Mike gave my sister an alabama applesauce

by Captain chucklefuckle September 12, 2017