flash abuser

flash abuser is a league of legends term referring to someone that flashed in order to survive.

Morgana: *flashes*
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS

by sunsethc January 3, 2022

JMan the abuser

Calling out a woman who's twice your age to a fight.

JMan the abuser was ready to put up the beats.

by NTNitingale August 17, 2020

tab abuse

When you pick up the tab for someone and their simple request turns into a dozen expensive things.

"When we go to the bar and he picks up the tab he limits us to tap beer but when I pick up the tab he insists on getting $10 martinis."
"That us such tab abuse, tell his ass he can buy his own drinks."

A common tab abuse situation.
"I forgot my purse at home, will you buy me a pack of gum and maybe a pack of smokes?"
"Sure."
"Sweet! In that case, I also need another pack of smokes, two frozen pizzas, some chips, a six pack, a box of tampons, and a bottle of vodka...oh and some orange juice..."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Amusement Co.

This awesome band that contains the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen on the planet. They write folk music... or something.

Person 1: I saw this band the other day playing folk music. Or something. I can't remember the name of the band though.
Person 2:Were they the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen you've ever seen on the planet?
Person 1: Why, yes, they were, do you know them?
Person 2: Yeah it's the Amusement Co.

by Dudenumber253 January 12, 2010

abuse your anaconda

to jack off

hayden: whats another way to say masterbate
dax: abuse your anaconda

by joseph the one from MMS December 5, 2010

Soda Abuse

The act of threatening someone with a can of shaken soda. It would, if successful, spray the "soda abused" in the face, and cause extreme discomfort.

Sean: Greg have you seen Mandy?
Greg: No, I think she went to the store-
Mandy locked in bathroom: I'm in here! He's threatening soda abuse again!
Sean: Not again >.<

by DrJekylRevived March 15, 2011

Tristan Abuse

The act of bullying or attacking a Tristan.

Dylan committed Tristan abuse.

by I speak da truth August 18, 2020