Alfie

Normally a nice, kind person with a gigantic penis

Wow... i bet he is called Alfie!

by DefNotAlfie November 27, 2018

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

alienistic

Describing an object that is not from this earth, or just does not make sense.

The strange rocks had alienistic qualities.

by The Punk Rock Pirate March 1, 2009

Alien

The kid at your school or person in your life that is the definition of weird. Usually with an insane sense of style that's strange but not tacky, they're widely known for their quirks and ideas, and they try to be everyone's friend and "Analyze the Human population".

"Dude, you know that new kid?"
"Yeah, he's such an Alien."

Murphy is the school Alien

by thefangame September 11, 2010

Albie

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

alien brains

An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.

May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."

Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.

Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.

or

Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.

by Cosmo March 22, 2004

alienoid

A thing or being that doesn't look like a human at all (humanoid), it looks like an alien.

That alien is an alienoid.

by greyshark7 February 4, 2008