Allen

The most amazing guy in the world. He can make you smile on your worst days. He has a heart of gold. His hugs ughhh are the best hugs you can ever have. They make you warm on the inside and make you feel safe. An Allen will make you feel safe around him. And once you meet an Allen you won’t want to leave him or let him go. No matter what he does, you will always want allen in your life!! 😘♥️I LOVE YOU ALLEN!! ♥️

Allen~ “I love you”

You~ “I love you more”

Allen~ “No you don’t, I love you more than anything. You are my beautiful sunshine! And can’t anyone or anything take you away from me! I love you baby!”

by Bay_bay10 November 25, 2018

Derek Allen

The best man you'll ever meet. He'll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. He's the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.

"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous

Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.

by LiyahGem January 1, 2015

allen-it

When you have no life, no friends, no job, and no school, and all you do is sit at home all day with ritualistic habits and drive your room mates insane.

"Dude today I actually saw him walk outside"
"Really"
"No... actually he was just allen-it the whole time"

by ian mofoker April 13, 2008

Allentown

The third-most populous city in Pennsylvania, following Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. It is best known for being the subject and title of a popular Billy Joel song. Most importantly, I have no idea what the first definition is referring to, as the city is predominantly white. There has been an increase in crime, most notably prostitution, so maybe the hookers are the ones with exposed, saggy breasts.

Allentown is 60 miles from Philly

by powhatan September 18, 2006

lilly allen

When you look at a girl and she is quite fit for an ugly bird, just like celebrity Lilly Allen

Whilst cruising in the pimped out Nova, SammyA spys a pair of ladies shaking all they have on the pavement...

SammyA "Geez Ed, i don't fancy yours much!"
Ed McD "I know what you mean playa, but i think she's a bit Lilly Allen"

by MikeP_London March 1, 2008

Allen quist

Allen quist

1. Politician

2. Current republican favorite for GoP

3. Man who believes dinosaurs and man co-existed and that there is scientific proof of dragons.

Republican: Vote for allen quist

Sane human being: Isn't he the guy who believes in dragons?

Republican: Of course everyone knows dragons and gods are real

by Blarny August 16, 2012

Almendria

A Discord mock gov owned by Tizian.

Brodi I'mma fuckin' nuke dat Almendria server n shieeettt mayne fook dem dey hurt muh feelingzzz *Shits and cums then pees also pukes*

by HairyBlackFartBalls April 4, 2022