alarm poach

when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.

Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.

by 9-milli April 20, 2006

Allaura

Baddest bitch it of all the bitches , will take your significant other if left alone in a room alone, has all the boys and girls staring.

Dammit Allaura took my man again!

by Allaura October 26, 2016

alaurra

Alaurra is a fun, pretty (sometimes beautiful, hot, cute, baked ugly potato, or burnt cookie), unique, creative, adventures, soft-hearted, easily loving, forgiving, forgetful, nice, smart, hard working, annoying, and very caring person. She will always support you and not judge and show you respect ,if you deserve it. She has many flaws but will still always be accepted by others. She can be boring, too serious, violent, stupid/dumb, quiet, sad, judgmental ( but only when she NEEDS to be),rude, and mean. But she is definitely not the type of person you first think of as negative. She will always be there for those who need her. And never forget those that she has cared about, even if she (or you) became distant and now awkward. Treat her as if she were your mother and best friend in the whole entire world. She can be a grumpy old grandpa ( or your mom when the dishes are dirty), or a inappropriate/weird/uncomfortable stalker, or a hip fun loving grandma. But that in the inside she's a really great person, and you'll be happy or proud that you met her.

My friend's name is Alaurra. It's spelled very weird. Oh well that just makes her more unique.

by Lalatownes2003 March 13, 2017

Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011

Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.

I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!

by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013

alburtus

One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.

This guy must be an Alburtus.

He just Alburtused that shit.

by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014