Acronymist

1. Someone who enjoys making acronyms
2. Someone who will make acronyms up as they type something because of either their lazyiness, or quick wit

Joe: lqtm
Jane: What does that mean?
Joe: Laughing quietly to myself
Jane: Oh! Thats clever. How do you know all these acronyms?
Joe: I'm an acronymist

by JoetheSchmo413 July 1, 2011

Acrost

"Across," but colloquial. Generally not acceptable in formal writing, but it is PERFECTLY FINE to use informally, as long as you use it to describe an action in the past. Stop enforcing your prescriptive grammar on us, y'all; I don't have to write like a haughty 19th century Latin student if I don't want to.

"I ran acrost the street yesterday to warn Randy that his sticks were burning."

And sometimes, but generally not,

"I will run acrost the street right now and yell, 'Randy, your sticks!'"

by PleaseStopBeingRude September 1, 2019

across the universe

A feeble attempt at a trippy, Beatles-fueled snapshot of Vietnam War tattered Bohemian America.

Across The Universe was horribly disappointing.

by Tracee Nicole February 17, 2008

Across the Street

A way of conveying a location (e.g. a building) that is across a roadway from another location. It doesn’t necessarily mean directly across but can also refer to a location that is at least a block down the road and across.

The bar is across the street, bitch. Not directly across. But across and one block down.

by Frustrated Hubby January 27, 2018

acrorthosis

a medical condition characterized by an abundance of erections.

I think Stephen has acrorthosis because every time I see him it looks like he has a tent in his pants.

by Piece of Penis March 9, 2012

Acronecropyropedophiliac

Someone who has sex with dead babies that are on fire whilst jumping out an airborne object.

Fortunately there has been one acronecropyropedophiliac unfortunately that one person was also the one person who last year died from attempting to hackysack a tarantula under the influence (rich mofo smokin Big Bud) and by his families request to not be named. So yeah.

by Hippotron November 8, 2010

Fractal acronym

An acronym that could be infinitely repeated in one or more of the shortened words.

"Pie", both the acronym for and a word in the acronym "Pie is Everything", would the the basis of the fractal acronym "P(ie)i(s)e(verything)Is Everything".

by Sean Golden July 16, 2008