absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 9, 2017

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

by AbusementPark November 4, 2018

Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

absolute cuteness

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

by acefacelol February 1, 2010

Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006