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Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.
Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.
by bugprsn May 14, 2023
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appellate judge

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego
Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
by Butter Mike June 1, 2023
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The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 24, 2009
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Douche-appaloosa!

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.
'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'
by Soul_scion February 11, 2010
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surprise appearance

An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017
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THE SKELETON APPEARS

It is a meme that includes a random video and a skeleton skull from Skyrim appears somewhere in the video
THE SKELETON APPEARS
by sir lime November 15, 2022
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Appearance

How a thing looks to you the looker.

But you must be careful with atheist evolutionists, because in their phrase 'appearance of design' it means mirage of design, while for a theist it means reality of design as witnessed to by the looker.

The way to get an exact idea of what atheist evolutionists mean by ‘appearance of design’ when they say they don't mean it is just appearance, is to ask them if they be guys: whether they have an appearance of a penis's design or the reality of a penis's design in their penis.

Also with female atheist evolutionists, ask them whether they have an appearance of a vagina's design in their vagina, or the reality of a vagina's design.

Then ask them what exactly do they want to impress people with, in their use of the phrase ‘appearance of design,’ if in their penis or vagina they do not mean just appearance.


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Appearance of man, meaning the first time man appeared on earth or in the universe of existence.

Appearance of water in the desert to a man dying from thirst means a mirage of water.

Appearance of design, see definition proper, above.

Appearance of health said by a doctor to a patient, means the doctor cannot see anything medically wrong with the patient even though the patient says he feels miserable.
by Yrger March 7, 2009
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