Lawyer Representing AOL

Guy who thinks complaining about a corporation should be considered "hateful".

She was such a Lawyer Representing AOL today, I wanted to kick her.

by The Great December 14, 2004

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

ten year old nu metal aol user

Worst insult ever.

I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.

by Katie Tran October 25, 2003

AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid December 24, 2008

aol

A girl who is gorgeous and beautiful and brings so much light to the world it’s unbelievable just like her. She is kind and caring and always puts others before herself. An amazing friend who will always have your back no matter what. A bad bitch

Paola is aol

by Sam_luv_ November 11, 2020

AOL

Old Internet slang for "Me too!" Derived from the online service but not synonymous; all definitions saying it just means "America On Line" are incorrect. This is dictionary of slang, after all.

Every September, tons of US students flooded onto USENET as they got university computer accounts. They started spamming newsgroups with meaningless replies. Typically they might respond to nuanced, wide-ranging 16- threaded discussion from 5 years earlier, usually top-posting just to say "Me too!"

But they learned the ropes (or got bored and left.)

Then came the Eternal September, when in 1994 AOL allowed its users to access USENET. Then there was a constant flood of newbies, contributing nothing except to say "Me too".

It is all most people ever saw AOLers say.

So, when someone says AOL on Ye Olde Texte-Based Internet, it means "Me too."

Participant 1: The problem with seeing _Ex Machina_ as being about the Turing Test is that it ignores Yudkowsky's later thought experiment.
Participant 2: Conceded, but this is relatively obscure. Despite its problematic inspiration, though, it is not a bad film.
AOLer: ME TOO!

by lproven May 29, 2020

Aol (name)

An incredible person, with a lot of empathy towards others and always tries to help others with what he can

X:If you remove the first and last letters of your name, what would be left?

Paola: Aol (name)

by Hahaha i bored May 31, 2020