Aljosa

A retarded guy that has 0 hoes

Yo what's that guys name
His names Aljosa
Oh well shit

by Gejomir April 11, 2022

Apost

Short or slang for “suppose to” or “supposed to”

The automotive shop were apost to fix my truck, but failed to do so.

by StealthTI April 23, 2018

aljosa

a man with all of the females. Usually has an iq of 200. Has an inescapable fetish for traps

woah man ,aljosa just had an orgy with 15+ women.

by fatass tbh November 21, 2021

almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

by Aydes February 17, 2008

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

Albosta

An ostensibly polish surname that connotes people who tend to live a middle class lifestyle with a short temper and high, but unrecognized intelligence.

An Albosta may be the head mechanic at your local oil change establishment or a foreman at a construction site.

by Me512 May 1, 2009

Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010