Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

Hey, let's pull an almost gym tonight, I look okay. Do you have the chips?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

almond booty

When you got a booty shaped like an almond

Daaaaaaaamn girl you got an almond booty!

by BabyBooby January 28, 2018

almoney

Almoney is one of Chief keef's songs almoney is off of the album The Leek (vol .5) kind of underrated but fire almoney was a snippet in 2014 and dropped 2018 he just switched almighty to almoney

Glitteria: did you hear that song almoney

Cutteria: no is it fire

Glitteria: kind of underrated but yeah it's fire

by I be chiefin keef December 30, 2018

almond_milk.cosplays

A small cosplayer who's still to much of a fetus to be on tik tok

Damn, if she wasn't as young as almond_milk.cosplays then I would probably do her.

by Corrryyy May 17, 2019

Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

by fuckfreud October 12, 2019

Alofore

a dumb moron who is racist and has no friends.

chris is alofore

by Cluft January 29, 2020

Almosting

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.

Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.

by Marquismarq February 26, 2020