brian

Is a short kid who likes the fat chicks. Also has a small cock. Is not very intelligent.

Girl: who's that ugly fuck?

Guy: oh thats just a total Brian

by B. whyte October 17, 2010

Brian

a little ginger tosser with a bald patch who smells and is always shouting at girls cause hes to scared to say anything to a guy

Pe...: Brian your ginger..
Brian:i know.!

by sus.. December 6, 2011

Brian

A person who makes girls cry by saying he wants nudes

Brian made Olivia cry by asking her for nudes

by AuTisTicPoTaTo August 15, 2017

Brian

Brian is the type of guy to rape little kids. He has already has 14000 victims and if u know a guy called Brian i suggest stay away from him. He also is easily attracted to (ugly) girls and (ugly) boys

Oh my days its a BRIAN! Run for your life before we are his 14001 and second and third victim!

by Brian Banu October 16, 2019

Brian

A terrible dad who is racist towards minorities.

"My friend's Brian called be a fucking Jew because I am Brazilian."

by JungleNugget March 11, 2016

Brian

Huge cock on thus guy, can satisfy a elephant if he wants to! Been known to fuck your mom and stretch her asshole!

The way her anal canal looks Brian had definitely been there!

by KingDong123 December 19, 2016

Brian

Brian is a dumbass who thinks he's the best thing since bread.

"Hey look it's that twat Brian"
"Shut the fuck up Brian"
"Brian can suck my dick"

by your least favorite dictionary June 10, 2018