Susan Collins

A woman who sells out other women for the sake of personal gain. A Susan Collins is spineless, without integrity or courage. A woman who is regarded as being subservient or excessively deferential to men.

Come on Sally don't be such a Susan Collins, rape culture is not a figment of our imagination.

by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018

Susan Colwell

Someone who may quite possibly be into women.

That lady at the local Whore House may be a Susan Colwell.

by sdgsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfs November 10, 2012

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

sappy susan

A woman who has natural lubricants thicker than a sappy tree

My goodness my new girlfriend is a right sappy susan

by BIGJOHNY5 May 6, 2016

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009

Curly Susan

A fairly new sex trick made popular by T.I. and his nigs from
the ATL, when you slit the hoes back during sex prior to ejaculation and then pull out and bust a nut in her kidney. Usually causing excruciating pain during the next urinary cycle. It has been described as the equiviant of sticky-icky kidney stones.

My bitch was on the toilet three straight hours today. That ho must have gone out with P-Migs and Weezy baby and gotten a Curly Susan in both ah her black Kidneys.

by Johnny Lizottey September 7, 2008

Lazy Susan

When 2 guys are at side by side urinals and someone runs up and rotates guy 1 so he pees on the feet of guy 2.

Mike used Jesse to lazy susan me.

by Rocket Saus October 18, 2008