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Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”
My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.
by JoSuck February 8, 2024
mugGet the Mingle my Morrismug.

Morris-Davies Syndrome

A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.
"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.
by Mark Harvard July 1, 2012
mugGet the Morris-Davies Syndromemug.

Abigail Morris

Cutest giraffe in the world and also the mouth of the south.
She’s an Abigail Morris.
by tallerthanmariana June 18, 2024
mugGet the Abigail Morrismug.

Kieran Morris

Typcially known as the skeggyshagger.
Do you know Kieran Morris?

Ahh yeh the famous skeggyshagger
by Bendybandit November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kieran Morrismug.

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.
Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.
by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018
mugGet the Mount Morrismug.

bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day
Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
by MURPHANT October 28, 2019
mugGet the bob morrismug.

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