october 5th

the day that melodee was born<3

person: omg is it melodees birthday?
person2: yeah dude its october 5th

by m.l.l.c September 16, 2020

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December 5th

national come to school naked day

him:hey you going to school naked

friend/him:yea i'm going naked

him:why?
friend/him:it's December 5th

by a.......... December 3, 2020

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Nov 5th

Give a girl named Faith ur hoodie

Bob:Hey it's Nov 5th

Jerry: I'm gonna go give Faith my hoodie real quick

by Poopoopeepee13 November 4, 2019

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The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ July 31, 2016

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pleading the 5th

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

by Leeny May 9, 2008

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The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

by The Salt Master of Our Time May 6, 2015

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