The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.
“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”
by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023

by therealcoolioboy June 15, 2024

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,
is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

by Conqueeftador December 31, 2023

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.
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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
