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birthday pony

a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you'd ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the damned thing. Giddy up!
did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one
by sherrysmith August 12, 2008
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Birthday Girl

A person who has had so much alcohol that they pass out within a short time of partying. The gender of said partier does not matter, nor does it matter if it's the person's birthday or not. Basically being really, really fucked up.
1) A. Woah there, why are you carrying Jarrett out of the party already?

B. He went into birthday girl mode real quick tonight, sorry guys.

2) A. Hey Cody, nice win for the football team huh?

B. Hell yeah bro! Parties are going to be sick! I am definitely going birthday girl tonight.
by Moosenman December 21, 2012
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sad birthday

Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance
Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!

or

Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday
by Danny-Matt October 6, 2009
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birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.
Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!
by malman32 March 6, 2009
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birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
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halloween birthday

Someone who’s birthday on Halloween is a bad bitch they are rude or dies for their friends and will make anyone laugh
damn She has a Halloween birthday she a thicc jawn
by Playboy3000 November 6, 2019
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Birthday Bandwagon

People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
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