Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 12, 2022
The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
by poggershoggers May 09, 2021
when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022
When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024
A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
by Feicstur November 29, 2024
by McDeuce August 20, 2018