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Grilled Cheese

A sexual act where one ejaculates into another's butt crack, then pushes their cheeks together until they stick.
Bob: Jill is walking awkwardly. Did you put it in her butt?

Jim: Nah, I just gave her the ol' grilled cheese.
by ChickensWithDickens December 15, 2008
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government cheese

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.
I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.com—is just Government Cheese.
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Moon Cheese

A nasty ass full of fat and cellulite. Girls with butts like these often flaunt how big their butt is. Little do they know... they got moon cheese
Eeeww samara wore leggings. You can see her moon cheese
by Momomomo July 16, 2019
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ass cheese

cum that has dried and fermented around the asshole after a session of gay/anal sex.
God damn, that's a shit load of ass cheese.
by spongebob squarepants September 19, 2003
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famunda cheese

A special cheese created in warm, moist environments. It has a cottage cheese like texture and a stronge smell like that similar to blue cheese.
Troy: heh, do you like famunda cheese?

Stupid boy: don´t know, where´s that from?

Troy: Famunda yur balls!!!
by Crazed Woman March 20, 2009
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CHEESE WONKER

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!
by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008
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