A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?
by peanutjane April 12, 2011
The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 11, 2011
they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.
by replies November 30, 2022
a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
by razziebomm December 12, 2022
person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 07, 2022