The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.

Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.

by Biblo elf September 5, 2011

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!

by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

FACEBOOK

Moderators of FACEBOOK are actually in no position to determine what is correct speech or not, since they are by no means objective as their biased userid suspensions and deletions indicate they are highly liberally biased. Zuckerburg's elitists, as they consider themselves to be, in fact are just puppets who are able to control in some capacity opinions or even facts that people wish to express, and yet they are nothing more then brainwashed tools and fools controlled by those with funds and political power who wish to control this society. It is actually socialistic censorship.

Yup, FACEBOOK has been on the liberally biased, politically correct and socialist movement for some time now. Expect to have your post deleted if it doesn't agree with their democratic ideologies.

by Lawrence C. Major in Omaha August 8, 2021

Facebook Troll

A Person who deserves to be stabbed in the neck IRL for making other people's lives miserable

Facebook Troll

FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.

Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd

FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days

by LilJay2x September 17, 2023

facebook half hoe

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

by 12potatoes January 23, 2017