claim poop

A dominating sexual act wherein one partner defecates on the other and then places a flag in it. The flag may have an emblem of a country or a name written upon it.

"I totally claim pooped the shit outta that!"

"I got claim pooped last night. It was awesome."

by ovalteens September 28, 2007

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poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

by the real definition master November 12, 2014

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The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018

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Poop string

when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it

I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning

by kunst September 30, 2015

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Poop Potatos

First you freeze your poop
Then you buy potato’s
Then fertilise your potato’s with the poo
Delicious!

Evan loves his Poop Potatos

by Bob the bib from Pennsylvania March 13, 2019

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Alligator Poop

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

by patcaptain August 7, 2017

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