hella skimp bro

It is like when something is not even therefore skimp then hella skimp is when the person who is getting the short end of the stick whines about it and in turn gets skimped even more or something taken from them prompting him to say awwwww now your going hella skimp bro and skimp sounds like skiiiimp, usally that is followed up by a nice backhand slap and a pocket check
your mom working the corner in sht town now thats going hella skimp bro you dont even have any ramen in the fridge
by ratrigo January 02, 2011
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one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.
Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"
by stunted April 29, 2010
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Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*
by Smortdude6578 June 10, 2021
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Beans bro beans

A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.
Sid: *supports ronaldo*
*a CR7 TV ad comes up*
Mackenzie: Hahaha beans bro beans 🫘
by kjalleph August 13, 2023
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Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.
Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.
by Sevalley November 23, 2010
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Your bro a hoe

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*
by Matrix Drive March 22, 2018
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Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.
George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness
by No U x infinity March 20, 2018
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