Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the

I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road

by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019

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Old "Hound"

A very sexual old man that resembles a hound at first glance so you try to pet him then he gets horny

"Hey it's an Old "Hound" AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HELP HE'S TRYING TO LICK ME!!!"

by Jmcburgerface June 10, 2019

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Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

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good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob

by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019

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two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.

my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!

by Evasmth September 22, 2019

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The old trailer voice

The deep, croaky, and epic voices of Don LaFontain and Redd Pepper that narrate every old movie/video game trailer in existence. Usually says cliches like: 'in a world, where...', 'but there was one thing they didn't count on...' and 'one man has the power to...'
Now also known as the Honest Trailers voice.

try sounding more cooler by using the old trailer voice

by Sully van September 29, 2019

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