Jack Munchie

A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers

Get awy from me Jack Munchie.

by D3guy2006 July 1, 2005

Speaker-jacked

When someone puts you on speakerphone without you knowing it; then you say something embarassing, or insulting about someone in the room.

Person with speakerphone: Hey whats up?
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!

by Cuzimcool December 9, 2008

jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.

Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!

by kiwi289 December 23, 2008

Jack-hag

A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.

Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.

by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013

Booty Jacking

1. The act of thrusting your ass into the crotch region of another person. 2.When your friend turns around and thrust her but into your vaginal area while shaking it back and forth.

My girlfriend was booty jacking my vaginal region at Zumba.

by ZumbaKing June 10, 2013

wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.

"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"

by Che butter April 29, 2014

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014