"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".
Person A: Hey! How's it going?
Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!
Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!
Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
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It’s a delightful Saturday morning in Seattle, and you and your cousins decide to take a stroll down the street. One of you accidentally steps onto someone’s lawn, and suddenly, a man (looking like a guy from duck dynasty) creeps out of the doorway and barks, “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” Instinctively, you and your cousins run as fast as possible, as if the guy was about to come out and get them.
“Hey dad, I was playing football on the streets outside with my cousins and accidentally ran onto somebody’s lawn. Some guy came out of the house and yelled “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” and we all ran back to the house”
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Get the Hey whatchu doin there huh mug.After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
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Get the I’m doing better than you mug.Phrase said by South Park Fanfiction writer and YouTuber 1NV4D3R ST4CKDR01D, referring to an AK47 they claimed to own, and is also a character in their fanfiction and is named "MR'AK"
TV news reporter: The shooter bursted in with an AK-47 *shows footage*
person: hey! *POINTS TO FIREARM* "what Mr'AK doing?"
bro 1: yo bro check out the AK I just bought
bro 2: what MR'AK doin?
person: hey! *POINTS TO FIREARM* "what Mr'AK doing?"
bro 1: yo bro check out the AK I just bought
bro 2: what MR'AK doin?
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