The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013

death

the cure to the disease called life

when you die your not living anymore meaning your now death

by idkbrokindagay September 9, 2020

Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

by chocodile November 10, 2019

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

Death Grip

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible

Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip

by adnutor June 9, 2023

The Second Death

the Second death is where all life on earth will end soon and it's already been decided on judgement day recently by ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Who created planet earth and all life on it. it's no way to stop it or undo it base on everything everyone already did. the best you can do is enjoy the little life you have left , doing all the stuff you can do now. loving your partner. having sex, eating good food every day. whatever it takes to enjoy this before the Eternal After life....where divine punishment starts forever. base on the deeds you did all your life to everyone in the world for your own personal gain.

The second death was mention long ago way before any of us was born. no clue how many days, months, years are left.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 15, 2022

Death flip

Combination of fentanyl and mdma or mda

Spencer clearly doesn't give a fuck from the amount of times he death flips

by Kaliwhoib May 28, 2022