Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

Two

Two is a number that follows one and precedes three. In exponential form, it is written as two to the first power.

There are two people at the concert so far.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

two man

when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked

jaden is the best at two mans 😜

by jjbbtkgkgk December 3, 2022

Two Flickies

To create a fighting game moveset based around references, even when they don't totally make sense.

Etymology: From a moveset rework video for Sonic the Hedgehog in Super Smash Bros., which suggested that his Down Smash, a splits kick, be replaced with Flickies appearing on either side of him.

For his Down Smash, two Flickies will appear by Sonic to launch nearby fighters.

by J. Slade December 23, 2024

Hand-In-Two

1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.

2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.

John and Nanci walk hand-in-two.

by LPAddict March 25, 2010

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025