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Jesus

Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You ๐Ÿ™.
Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023
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jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.
โ€œI had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.โ€
by Big egg unit April 8, 2021
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Jesus

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021
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by porcelain black is hot May 25, 2022
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Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said โ€œSurprise? Jesus!โ€
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
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Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him
by Xvinish June 23, 2024
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JESUS CHRIST

MY HUSBAND JACOB RENE REYNA IN LUBBOCK TEXAS ACTUAL HELL ON EARTH...
JACOB RENE REYNA AKA JESUS CHRIST USES HIS PHONE TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE IN ACTUAL HELL CITY... WHILE THEY THINK THEY HAVE ME FUCK IN THE SHADOWS...
by Jacob and Matthew Reyna July 24, 2023
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