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bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes
Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops
by howdy1! January 19, 2022
mugGet the bros before flopsmug.

Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.
Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.
by ThatChev September 22, 2019
mugGet the Dutch Bros. Kidmug.

hella skimp bro

It is like when something is not even therefore skimp then hella skimp is when the person who is getting the short end of the stick whines about it and in turn gets skimped even more or something taken from them prompting him to say awwwww now your going hella skimp bro and skimp sounds like skiiiimp, usally that is followed up by a nice backhand slap and a pocket check
your mom working the corner in sht town now thats going hella skimp bro you dont even have any ramen in the fridge
by ratrigo January 3, 2011
mugGet the hella skimp bromug.

ya bro a hoe

worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny

daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
by stargirl March 14, 2018
mugGet the ya bro a hoemug.

Trust Me Bro

You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.
“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”
by MMX May 29, 2023
mugGet the Trust Me Bromug.

Tim Te-bro

A last minute move by one male friend to another that saves the friend from a bad lay or other situation.
"You were totally about to go home with that fugly chick when I Tim Te-broed you and took you home."
by mrsscottpeterson January 9, 2012
mugGet the Tim Te-bromug.

Room Bruh (bro)

Roomates who get along and have eachothers back in any situation much like a brother (bro)
Follows the bro. code in any and all situations.
Adam -"hey, lemme borrow ur car for a few hours"
Mike - "forsure...but grab me some food on ur way back"
Adam-"no problem, thanks room bruh (bro)"
by bucksleezy November 14, 2009
mugGet the Room Bruh (bro)mug.

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