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Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.
From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thought.
by J Cabo October 1, 2017
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Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018
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Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"
"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"
by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017
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Testigrabs

When someone grabs your bare testicles
Yesterday, I was changing in the locker room. And I took off my undies and pants. Then the bullies snuck in and pinned me down and gave me so many jerks and testigrabs. Then they put my underpants back on and cut a hole where the penis was so everyone saw it. Then they gave me a hanging wedgie on the hooks. I was left there for 9 days.
by yrwxafina December 5, 2017
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Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.
I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.
by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017
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Testifini

An old Italian legal maneuver, wherein a defendant licks the prosecutor, to establish remorse and to try and procure a lower sentence.
When Corvo was framed for the murder of the empress, he should have just invoked testifini, and things would have been easier for him.
by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017
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testatious

A person, thing, event that is always, without let-up, testing others; testing too much; over-testing.
Many people think we have an indifferent, punitive or testatious Creator.
by WildHarp April 23, 2018
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