A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021
Get the Potato mug.Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.
by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021
Get the potato mug.When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017
Get the Potato Chip mug.Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
Get the Potato mug.My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021
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