potato

1 - A photo or video taken with a physical camera when software should be used instead.

2 - Something dumb and/or pointless

3 - A bland vegetable that grows underground

4 - A go-to word for when you forget or don't know how to finish a sentence

1 - Someone takes a picture of a screen with a camera Nice potato! (fn + F1)

2 - Someone does something stupid Potato.

3 - Mashed potatoes are very tasty

4 - You're wrong because your... um... err... POTATO!

by Fireheart318_YT February 2, 2017

potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort

Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.

by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018

bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out

Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty

by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018

potato

all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there

man... my wifi died its potato

by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017