103 years old

An age.

She is nearly 103 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.

Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.

by rwellz April 26, 2024

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

Old Kenny

When a man realises the error of his ways and changes his entire life of the basis of one night.

Oh did you see what happened in Vilnius. Old Kenny has gone bruv. New Kenny has taken over after what happened with that lass.

by Bubzinho November 8, 2013

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

Old 96er

Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.

Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.

by Less than satisfactory D July 30, 2022