facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.

"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."

by replies November 30, 2022

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks

Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion

by kilam345 January 24, 2012

Facebook sickie

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.

"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."

by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013

Every Female on Facebook

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook

Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.

by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017