Performing monkey 

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.

Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!

Performing monkey by Pizzacat0987654321 June 5, 2014

bashing the monkey 

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

bashing the monkey by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

son of a monkey's uncle 

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

son of a monkey's uncle by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

porch monkey 

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

porch monkey by Randall G June 11, 2006

phat monkey 

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

phat monkey by jugyy January 11, 2006

flying monkey 

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

flying monkey by Sherry M December 27, 2006

SUCK MONKEY 

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.

My girlfriend is a suck monkey.

SUCK MONKEY by GS March 18, 2004