An individual that has to log on to somebody's facebook account to send a message because they do not have an account.
(Mom) Hey Steve send Hanna a message on facebook and see how she's doing. (Steve, son #1) No mom I don't like her anymore. (Mom) Fine I'm gonna go on dad's account and send her one. (son #2) Mom don't be a facebook franker....
In this case the mom is the facebook franker
In this case the mom is the facebook franker
by tantrick jones December 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Franker mug.A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.
Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *
Girl : * opens the door *
Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *
Girl : * looks at you *
Boy : * breaths *
Girl : wanna have sex?
Boy : yeah
* after the cyber *
Girl : so....
* boy doesn't answer the message *
Girl : * opens the door *
Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *
Girl : * looks at you *
Boy : * breaths *
Girl : wanna have sex?
Boy : yeah
* after the cyber *
Girl : so....
* boy doesn't answer the message *
by TheCleverOneGirl May 30, 2016
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Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019
Get the Facebook interview mug.A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
Get the Facebook depressed mug.When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.
Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.
Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.
Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.
by Rockinroller September 3, 2010
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FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.
Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd
FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days
FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.
Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd
FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days
by LilJay2x September 17, 2023
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