facebook energy

Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook

"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"

by Ya'and March 9, 2020

Facebooking

verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com

I don't text, try Facebooking me next time

by me_again42594 August 22, 2010

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018

facebook baseball

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.

Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball

by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012

Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023

Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)

"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022