Facebook sickie

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.

"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."

by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013

FaceBook

A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.

Only Karens use Facebook

by Spoon-man January 12, 2022

Fridge or Facebook

If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,

And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.

~ Regarding anything to do with posting.

Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.

This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook

by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019

Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013

Facebook Sugababy

Its related to the term sugardaddy! A FB Sugababy is a person who uses fb to lure the desired sex into sending money by posting sexual pics, acting interested in you and filling you with false hope on a daily basis! In these situations you will never meet them and most of the time wont speal to them.

1 GUY: HOLY SHIT JASON!

2 GUY: WUSUP BRO?
1 GUy: WHOS THIS ASHLEY MMM CHIC

ON UR FB?

2 GUY: DONT WASTE YOU TIME SHE IS A

Facebook SUGABABY
1 GUY: MANN THANKS FOR LETTING ME

KNOW!

by The women of Earth October 17, 2023

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018

facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations

Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017