Cream Jail

A Cream Jail is someone in a chastity cage and being vibrated while leaving a creamy substance after ejaculating. Hence the name Cream Jail

James left a cream jail in his chastity cage.

by YiffMeDaddyUwU April 16, 2022

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Ice cream

A feminine product

"hey do you guys have any ice cream?"

by JAM224 December 8, 2020

Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 9, 2020

tangerine cream

When your fucking a girl with an orange spray tan and cream pie her.

That chick last night was so orange I gave her a tangerine cream.

by KozzyKam December 22, 2020

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

butt cream

when your butt hole stings you need some butt cream too make the rash or cut feel better sometimes i use but cream after I cut my self with a switch blade from shaving my butt whole or after I take a huge poo.

ow my butt stings let me get my butt cream.

by but cream November 15, 2020