Crab Cake 

When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.

When I was in Vegas I ate out this hooker and woke up with a Crab Cake on my lip.

Crab Cake by b38 July 28, 2006

cake status 

An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.

"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"

cake status by Cobalt321 August 12, 2006

cake 

Acronym for cocaine, acid, ketamine, and ecstasy done together. The most dangerous thing I can think of this side of speedballing.

My roommates were so fucked up the other night - they'd done "cake."

You mean cocaine?

No I mean cocaine and a hell of a lot of other shit. They were so messed up.

cake by nora420 September 30, 2007

Cake 

Either meaning pussy, asshole, or dick.

"Hey come over here I want your cake!"

Cake by LovelyDear. April 12, 2009

Blow Cake 

A small birthday cake purchased in additional to the regular cake. This cake is used to absorb the spittle blown when the celebrant blows out the candles, leaving the actual birthday cake uncontaminated so that all guests may enjoy it.

We had better get a blow cake for Uncle Lester's birthday so that he doesn't ruin everyone's cake like last year.

Blow Cake by The Chicago Kid June 18, 2011

Jizzing on the cake 

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake

Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"

Jizzing on the cake by Magicoa October 24, 2009

drip it like it's marble cake 

Any thing that is done well but needs alteration to be done perfectly. Anything that is correct but needs a touch to be perfect.

Gene's car looks great with the rims and stereo but he needs to see evan and mike for a new paint job so he needs to "drip it like it's marble cake". From the tapes DJ GRO-HOVA and only built for cuban links

drip it like it's marble cake by Evan and DJ GRO-HOVA December 9, 2007