Stupid brain

when your brain tells you things that aren't true

"my brain is saying that I'm worthless and will never be good enough for anyone..... It must be stupid brain."

by KittyCatDes January 6, 2025

Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.

John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!

by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021

flying brain

This is a favorite trip toy of mine. One would take a single piece of newspaper, forming a ball with air in it and twist the bottom. Then, one light the twisted up part of the bottom and the ball will fill with hot air and rise. As it continues to burn, the ball, now the brain catches fire while floating high abovet and it looks like blood vessels in a brain pulsing with light. Pretty damn trippy!

When playing with with a flying brain, you should probably have some water close by dude......whoa man thats trippy!

by FloydianTrip July 8, 2010

Brain fart

When your brain becomes a fart

Did you just have a brain fart

by Rizzguy111 May 3, 2024

Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015