Douche Master Flash

Someone at a party who plugs their iPod into the speakers, and then thinks that they are a pro DJ becuase they can select a song. Normally accompanied with terrible, tasteless douchebag-like music.

Noun.

(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)

Josh: Who the hell put this shit on ?

Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.

Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.

(See Douche Master 9000)

by greend123 April 9, 2010

Douche Day Device

A device used to prevent the earth's destruction from rotting stench and ooze.

The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Skeetino Cracker Douche

A Skeetino Cracker Douche is a white skank of a douche that says "Bato" alot. They can be spotted on the border of Mexico and hunted for there pelts that often smell like mexcian tampon, But beware they have a stinger that can give you AIDS "The African kind" witch is the worst kind, Happy Hunting!

John: Oh Yeah Cleevus I just caught a Skeetino Cracker Douche!

Cleevus: Ahh it smells like a Mexican Tampon!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

Douche Rocket

Being a total asshole without any disreguard

John: man, this customer was really mean

Ash: Was he a douche rocket?

John: yea

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 2, 2010

Douche Bag

Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.

Steve Trippe is the definition of a douche bag.

by Nivla January 8, 2009

Douch-bag-a-roo

An annoying asshole. Similar to the more common word douchebag, it has vertually the same meaning. Invented in mid summer of 2005 by Darin Bianco, a local Pennsylvanian student.

Shut up Harry, stop being such a douch-bag-a-roo!

by Darin Bianco September 25, 2005