by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 02, 2010
A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
by MR.crazyness34 April 27, 2009
Someone at a party who plugs their iPod into the speakers, and then thinks that they are a pro DJ becuase they can select a song. Normally accompanied with terrible, tasteless douchebag-like music.
Noun.
(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)
Noun.
(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)
Josh: Who the hell put this shit on ?
Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.
Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.
(See Douche Master 9000)
Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.
Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.
(See Douche Master 9000)
by greend123 April 09, 2010
The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.
by sinner86 February 10, 2008
A Skeetino Cracker Douche is a white skank of a douche that says "Bato" alot. They can be spotted on the border of Mexico and hunted for there pelts that often smell like mexcian tampon, But beware they have a stinger that can give you AIDS "The African kind" witch is the worst kind, Happy Hunting!
John: Oh Yeah Cleevus I just caught a Skeetino Cracker Douche!
Cleevus: Ahh it smells like a Mexican Tampon!
Cleevus: Ahh it smells like a Mexican Tampon!
by Cyris97 December 31, 2011
An annoying asshole. Similar to the more common word douchebag, it has vertually the same meaning. Invented in mid summer of 2005 by Darin Bianco, a local Pennsylvanian student.
by Darin Bianco September 11, 2005