paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

Pounding your pudd

To masturbate like there's no tomorrow.

While your sitting there pounding your pudd, we'll be driving to Jonesboro.

by thug_nasty December 1, 2013

Flaunt your chill

Literally achinthya.

Achinthya I hate it when you flaunt your chill. Stop it.

by Benderd September 15, 2016

to save your Obamatanic

related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic:

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your own political legacy when you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b) to save your political legacy before saving the decadent morality of your own political party

if you're Barack Obama, G-d may only know how to even try to save your Obamatanic, both definitions a) and b) in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016

nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

by Sexydimma October 27, 2015

debate your imagination

In political debates, when someone asserts an opinion that cannot be supported by evidence--usually something that has been debunked by fact-checkers for several years and is often in Alex Jones territory--we should respond that we're not obligated to "debate your imagination".

You claimed President Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya as a Manchurian Candidate in order to ruin the Constitution, confiscate all guns, lock up Christians in FEMA camps, and usher in the reign of the Anti-Christ, but you haven't shown evidence that it is a reality that exists outside your own head. Why do you think we're required to debate your imagination?

by jdubhub68 November 1, 2015