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shit skillet

One who lacks severely in intellectual prowess or social grace. Unwanted or undesirable by even the lowest societal groups.

one who offers nothing of worth to anyone.
We don't want that shit skillet tagging along with us.
by odius November 19, 2006
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shit blizzard

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,
dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard
by kalisz June 14, 2010
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shit smack

One who acks like a true jackass and is not even worth a smack of shit.
The caracter Higgins on "Magnum PI" could be such a shit smack.
by RL Allen October 29, 2007
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shit cupping

when you hide a cup full of shit in a person's room. if you hide it good, they wont find it, and the room will smell worse and worse and worse.
I still have yet to find the cup, so Ive been sleeping on the couch all week, mother fuckers shit-cupped my room. shit cupping is fucked up.
by PAJA March 4, 2008
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Shit-Ton

The shit-ton is a unit of measure. It has a long history and has acquired a number of meanings and uses over the years. It is used principally as a unit of mass, and as a unit of volume. It can also be used as a measure of energy or as a colloquial term.

It is derived from the shit-tun, the term applied to a barrel of the largest size. This could contain a volume of liquefied human feces between 210 and 256 gallons (800 to 1000 L), which could weigh around 2,000 pounds (900 kg) and occupy some 60 cubic feet (1.7 m3) of space.

In the UK the shit-ton is defined as 2,425.08 pounds (1,100 kg). From 1965 the UK embarked upon a program of metrication and gradually introduced metric units, including the shit-tonne (metric shit-ton), a non-SI metric unit defined as 1200 kg. The UK Weights and Measures Act 1985 explicitly excluded from use for trade many units and terms, including the shit-ton and the term "metric shit-ton" for "shit-tonne". In the United States and formerly Canada a shit-ton is defined to be 2,314.854 pounds (1050 kg).

The term "shit-ton" is also used to refer to a number of units of volume, ranging from 35 to 100 cubic feet (0.99 to 2.83 m3) in capacity. It can also be used as a unit of energy, expressed as an equivalent of coal burnt or TNT detonated.

In refrigeration, a shit-ton is a unit of power. It is the power required to melt or freeze one baby shit-ton of human feces per day.

The shit-ton is the heaviest unit of weight referred to in colloquial speech.
1. 1200 kg (2 645.55 lb) = 1 shit-ton;

2. Vaughan's mom devoured a shit-ton of dick on the weekend;

3. Lyle is the mayor of pussy-town, he eats a shit-ton of pussy;

4. Claudio is a stinky fucking cunt who buys a shit-ton of carrots on a monthly basis because he enjoys fingering himself with four fingers and a carrot.
by Old Vorn Johnson July 20, 2014
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Shit Shotgun

To blow explosive diarrhea at something other than a toilet
The restaurants food sucked so I shit shotgunned the wall in the bathroom.
by PP HEAD January 27, 2009
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tsunami shit

When you take a shit that you think is going to be hard, so you push really hard. But it ends up being runny and comes out too fast. The preasure forces water out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor and your pants.
by willymama December 8, 2007
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