can i ride?

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way

1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍

by Tayx.💜 November 26, 2016

I was born fat!

A snarky, shut-down kind of comeback to some clueless jackass who calls you fat.

Baby, I was born fat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

i love democracy

When you Are the Senate and you love democracy in Revenge of the Sith

I love democracy

by Gasuxa July 26, 2020

I plead the fifth

It means that your aren’t going to incriminate yourself by not saying “yes” or “no”! When you do say this phrase you are basically saying “yes you did it”, but legally they cannot say you said “yes” or “no”.

Judge: Mr.Parker did you purposely key your ex’s car?
Me: “I plead the fifth”

by adorexme April 7, 2021

I found the afikomen!

A phrase used as an expression of extreme satisfaction with the result of one's efforts. Means the same thing as "I rule!" or "score!" pretty much.

Historical background: At Passover seders, the adults hide a piece of unlevened bread, or matzah, for the kids to find. Finding the matzah means the satisfaction of beating your cousins/siblings. Plus, you get money or some sort of reward!

You receive an A+ on your term paper.
You exclaim "I FOUND THE AFIKOMEN!"

You get a date with a hot commodity.
You exclaim: "I FOUND THE AFIKOMEN!"

by Nunya Business Foo July 16, 2008

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

the fuck if i know

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know

G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."

by WhiteCat November 21, 2013